When Ya Got All the Moves ….

It is said that Senior Centers are a hotbed of romance. So, in the interest of journalistic integrity (and a bit of curiosity – I wrote them all down …you know, just in case …), we visited a local center .

Here’s what we heard!

1. How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet?

2. My teeth and I no longer sleep together – but you and I should !

3. Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but you could change that!

4. How would like to help me feel like a kid again?

5. I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together!

6. If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I’d take my last breath to say “I love you”

7. You must be a garden, cuz I’m digging you!

8. Baby, is your name Cholesterol? Cuz you’re making my blood pressure skyrocket!

9. Wanna see the size of my ….. Social Security check?

10. You’re so fun to talk to, I’m thinking of putting a new battery in my hearing aid!

11. How’d you like to be in my will?

12. My arteries aren’t the only things that have hardened.

13. Is your name Viagra, cause I don’t think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.

14. Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

15. Have we met before? No, seriously, have we met before?

16. I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

17. I’ll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?

18. Let’s get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.

19. Let’s move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

20. You make me want to party like it’s 1949!

21. You, me and the defibrillator, baby.