How about i take you home and show you my medicine cabinet?
My teeth and I no longer sleep together – but you and I should !
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but you could change that!
How would like to help me feel like a kid again?
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together!
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I’d take my last breath to say “I love you”
You must be a garden, cuz I’m digging you!
Baby, is your name Cholesterol? Cuz you’re making my blood pressure skyrocket!
Wanna see the size of my ….. Social Security check?
You’re so fun to talk to, I’m thinking of putting a new battery in my hearing aid!
How’d you like to be in my will?